{"product_id":"fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-ashleigh-dog-toy","title":"Fuzzyard Drive Ya Nuts Squirrels #Ashleigh Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh. My. DOG. Ashleigh just walked into the cafe like she owns the place. (Not wrong.) She's giving side-eye. Her pout says “this service is unacceptable.” Everyone in the café suddenly goes quiet. You just know she’s about to leave \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"more-text\"\u003ea one-star review. Phone glued to her paw. Probably mid-selfie. Posting stories. Dropping hashtags. #Ashleigh #Entitled And no one—not even your dog—can stop her. Because let’s be real… no one’s prying #Ashleigh away from that phone. Not now. Not ever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.\u003cbr\u003eIntroducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.\u003cbr\u003eYears of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:\u003cbr\u003eCurbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSquirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble layered and stitched for extra strength\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttention grabbing internal squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e13 cm x 14.5 cm x 20.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzyard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44424324382806,"sku":"9345719117030","price":21.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2514\/0532\/files\/ashleigh.jpg?v=1775709051","url":"https:\/\/thepetconnection.com.au\/products\/fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-ashleigh-dog-toy","provider":"The Pet Connection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}