{"product_id":"fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-curbside-carl-dog-toy","title":"Fuzzyard Drive Ya Nuts Squirrels Curbside Carl Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know the type. You park for two minutes to sniff a pole, boom, TICKET. You zoomie a little too hard? Sirens (okay, a squeak). Carl lives for the power trip. Uniform’s on. Tongue’s out. And in his paws? A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"more-text\"\u003eticket pad just itching to be used. He just walks around looking for the tiniest reason to ruin your vibe—then acts like he’s doing you a favour. Caught a tail wag that went one second over? CITATION. Standing in a “no sit zone”? FINE. Carl’s the toy your pup will love to chew, because some authority figures just need to be squeaked into submission. Officially annoying. Unofficially chewable. Curbside Carl: ruining playtime one ticket at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.\u003cbr\u003eIntroducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.\u003cbr\u003eYears of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:\u003cbr\u003eCurbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSquirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble layered and stitched for extra strength\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttention grabbing internal squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e13 cm x 14.5 cm x 20.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzyard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44424325202006,"sku":"9345719117009","price":21.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2514\/0532\/files\/curbside-carl.jpg?v=1775709134","url":"https:\/\/thepetconnection.com.au\/products\/fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-curbside-carl-dog-toy","provider":"The Pet Connection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}