{"product_id":"fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-telemarketer-tom-dog-toy","title":"Fuzzyard Drive Ya Nuts Squirrels Telemarketer Tom Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd let’s be honest, we’ve ALL taken a call from Tom at least once in our lives. That face? Says “I HATE THIS JOB.” But the headset’s on. The polo’s tucked. And nothing, not even your dog can stop him \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"more-text\"\u003efrom calling. AGAIN. Dressed in his baby blue business-casual best, headset locked in, and energy set to “aggressively helpful,” Tom is the plush toy who never takes a hint. You can ignore him. You can toss him. But he’ll be back, probably during dinner. Squeaky? Of course. Annoying? In the best way. Polite but persistent? ALWAYS. Perfect for pups who love a toy with too much energy, zero boundaries, and endless chew appeal. Press 1 to squeak. Press 2 to hang up. Press 3 to admit Tom’s kinda your favourite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.\u003cbr\u003eIntroducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.\u003cbr\u003eYears of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:\u003cbr\u003eCurbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSquirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble layered and stitched for extra strength\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttention grabbing internal squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e13 cm x 14.5 cm x 20.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzyard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44424324644950,"sku":"9345719117016","price":21.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2514\/0532\/files\/telemarketer-tom.jpg?v=1775709107","url":"https:\/\/thepetconnection.com.au\/products\/fuzzyard-drive-ya-nuts-squirrels-telemarketer-tom-dog-toy","provider":"The Pet Connection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}